Schools Turn Kids into Mooches

So far today I've bought cookie dough and Krispy Kreme Donuts from people selling crap for their kids here at work.  I would rather schools just send the kids to my house and ask for money.  For that matter, I would rather the kids just run up to me on the street, punch me in the junk, and take my wallet.  That way I wouldn't have to watch their parents looking embarrassed about hitting me up to pay for overpriced food.

Don't get me wrong, I will still buy boatload of cookies the next time I see a Girl Scout.


Don't judge me,
Opus T. Penguin