Our Town's Sheriff Has Fleas

Han, my oversize and over friendly Labrador Retriever, was playing with some other dogs the other day and one of the dogs, a black Dachshund named Gretel, was being mean to a little puppy.  Han calmly walked over, picked her up in his mouth, carried her to a corner of the fence, set her down, and stood there and watched her.  Neither dog moved for a good five or ten minutes.  Finally, Han got up and walked away and Gretel went back to playing.

Then it hit me, my dog just put another dog in "time-out".


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Opus T. Penguin

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

I just poured Super Glue into a non-stick pan.  Somebody is about to be wrong.


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Opus T. Penguin

What I'm Currently Reading

I've been putting if off forever but I finally broke down and started A Game of Thrones.  I'm only a few chapters in but I'm liking the characters so far.

By the way, the first person that spoils any of it for me will be beaten about the head and neck with a German chocolate cake.  I'm serious!


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Opus T. Penguin

I'm a Junkie

Netflix, you're killing me.  I'm trying to catch up with the last season of Breaking Bad and you keep buffering.  Not cool, Dude.

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Opus T. Penguin