I stopped at a little gas station to get something to drink and use the bathroom the other day. I go into the little stall and take a whiz. When I turn around there is an older gentleman standing there looking at me. This is our conversation;
Creepy Old Man: Do you know what they call a person that pees with the seat down? A woman!
Me: Do you know what they call a guy that watches a strange man pee?
A look of shock struck his face as I pushed my way past him. As I exited the door I glanced back and he was still standing there with his mouth hanging open.
I don't know if he was the toilet seat police or just an old weirdo but things like that keep happening to me.
Don't judge me,
Opus T. Penguin
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