I Should Really Start Listening to My Wife

An actual phone conversation that took place.
Let me set the scene for you.
It's 6:30 in the morning and I'm sitting in my office.
I decided to make a harmless phone call to my wife.

Phone:  ring  ring  ring
Mrs. Penguin: What do you want?!
Me:  Uh... hello honey.
Mrs. Penguin:  Why are you calling me?
Me:  I always call you on your way to work.
Mrs. Penguin:  Did you forget that I'm off today.
Me:  Apparently I did.
(several seconds of silence)
Me:  So, whatcha' doing?
Phone:  click!

Don't judge me,
Opus T. Penguin