I need someone from Australia to do me a favor. Could you look around and see if you see a bunch of socks with American accents? I've looked all over my house and I can't find any of my socks so I'm assuming they're on the other side of the world. If you could round them up and mail them back to me I would really appreciate it.
By the way, I went with "The Great Sock Migration" but it was a toss up between that and "Throw Another Sock on the Barbie" for the title of this post. I kind of regret my decision now.
Don't judge me,
Opus T. Penguin
So many socks have disappeared here too ... but not a single newbie. France is definitely not a migration goal for socks. Australia you think ? For my part, lonely socks tend to turn into hand puppets ;))
ReplyDeleteHand puppets?! Aaaargh, why didn't I think of that. Those voice-throwing freeloaders have been ripping us off for years.
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