Wednesday, September 4, 2013
I'm a Monster
After we left the restaurant, I started thinking about that dish and I realized that a cow, a pig, a chicken, and several shrimp had to die for that one meal (and I'm pretty sure I saw a dead fly in there too). Don't get me wrong, I'm a huge meat-eater but that was just too much death for one person's lunch.
I'm not saying that I'm suddenly going to start grazing on bean sprouts and tofu but I think I'll limit myself to killing just one animal per meal. It's my little way of helping our little animal friends.
Two notes about this post;
1) I know this sounded cruel but keep in mind that this post was done tongue-in-cheek.
2)Notice the picture? I did a quick search for a picture of "PETA" to put on this blog as joke about saving animals but I couldn't resist taking a jab at those hypocritical a-holes. Also, if you search for "PETA" you will come across lots of pictures of a half-naked actress named Peta Wilson. Just FYI.
Don't judge me,
Opus T. Penguin