"I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down." ---Mitch Hedberg
If you don't know who Mitch Hedberg is, you should look him up. He was one of the best stand-up comedians of his time. He died way too young.