Opus T.

This is always weird.  How does one go about telling about themselves?  I guess I'll start from the beginning.

I was born a poor... wait, that may be going back a little too far.

I'll try to sum up the essence that is Opus T. Penguin.

I graduated high school that was the size of my living room.
I went to college.
I screwed around and dropped out of college.
I worked in fast food.
I got married.
I learned that I hated fast food.
I went back to college.
I had a daughter.
I graduated college.
I got a job.
I had another daughter.
I got divorced.
I got remarried.
I received two new daughters via this marriage.
I tried a new career.
I had a son.
I didn't really care for this career either so...
I went back to college.
I graduated college.
I got a new job.
I wrote a blog.

I'll flesh this out as time goes by.  I promise.

More Details

• I'm a World-ophile.  I love to know about other cultures.  Show me a street sign that we don't have in America and I will swoon.  Well, maybe not swoon but I will be pretty happy.
• I love to cook.  I didn't say I'm good at it, I just said I love to do it.  Give me a stove, a pan, a clove of garlic, and a dead animal and get out of my way.
• I think ants are smarter than dolphins.  I can't back this up, it's just something that I believe.
• I'm a huge fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers.  Hey Cowboys fan, got a problem with that?  Well, win six Super Bowls then we can talk about it.  And Patriot fans, you've only won five so don't even start with me.
• I don't think Drew Barrymore should ever win an Academy Award because she had a breast reduction.  That goes against the very fiber of my being.
• This kind of goes with the last fact.  When I meet a woman, I check her butt first.  I know it's sexist, I just don't care.